Monday, March 19, 2007

"Hey, you were here last week...

...you were so drunk that you fell off your stool."

"What? I did?"

"Yep."

"Are you sure it was me?"

"Yep. I'm sure."

"I don't think that was..."

"It was DEFINITELY you."

"Oh...okay."

"I'm not surprised that you don't remember."

"Okay...well..."

"You were really, really drunk."

(blank stare.)

"What are you having, then?"

2 comments:

DMn said...

You: "The movie The Room? Ya. It's porn without the sex."

Your Friendly Neighborhood Bartender said...

It IS! I would also like to mention that they drink this deadly-looking cocktail that seems to involve mixing wiskey with vodka. Yum.